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Rimage 2000i
Posted Sep 29, 2004 - March 1998 [Volume 7, Issue 4] Issue Print Version     Page 1of 2 next »

Hunger, bravery, or curiosity drove one of our ancestors to eat a creepy, alien sea-bug. Thanks to that person, we're quite comfortable when we find ourselves confronted by surf ‘n' turf, the leg of a king crab, or a slab of urchin atop a sticky wad of rice and mustard. There was also that person, deep in the Amazon Basin, who licked a toad's fundament, thereby discovering the most powerful hallucinogen this side of rock ‘n' roll stardom.

The great thing about the Toad Licker is it cannot be dispelled in the face of technology; there's no ragged old trickster or stick-figure paternal imago in his company. In fact, it is technology and invention, the spirit of science—inquiry and discovery. So, in the name of science, I lick a lot of things (one thing not to lick is an iguana-I got really sick doing that). Today, when I licked the first disc printed in the Rimage 2000i, I expected it to blur beneath my tongue, causing me slight stomach upset. What else would you expect from fresh ink on a disc? Maybe inkjet technology is more lick-proof than I imagined, or maybe there's something to this Thermal Ink Transfer, the notion behind the new printer upstairs (it's the 480i, Rimage's new 4800dpi model boasting 3-picoliter droplet size to wow the Visine crowd). Is it really a thing apart from "traditional" inkjet? Opinions clearly vary, but as for the lick test on the 2000i, I'll say this: The ink does blur, but only after licking a disc and rubbing your index finger hard and vigorously across the ink.

That's one of four problems I had with the Rimage 2000i, and it doesn't really count, as I imagine most of my readers aren't pure scientists like me, preferring neither to lick a disc nor get sick from it. The other three problems don't really count either, so let's get those out of the way and get on with the glowing review-truly, the Rimage 2000i is the coolest thing to roll through McDaniel Labs in at least two years. Problem two: it's heavy and I'm old, almost as old as Steve Nathans, but whereas he kicked the Chef Boyardee and took his dietary and vitamin supplements, I neglected my body and now suffer the consequences. Problem three: XP Pro fights you for the drives in the 2000i, claiming them for its own, but Rimage provides a quick solution in the form of a little command-line search and seizure. Problem four: it won't copy my DeCSS'd Un Chien Andalou redux DVD, but that's because the model I received doesn't contain any DVD writable drives-surely an oversight, and easy enough to forgive after watching the 2000i fling out CDs in nystagmic awe (the eval unit shipped with a couple of those killer 52/32/52 Plextor PlexWriter Premium CD-R/RWs).

Trust Your Mechanic
The out-of-the-box experience has been improved greatly. Years ago, heaving the Cedar/Rimage duplicator out of its packaging and plastic up onto my desktop (the product changed allegiances mid-review when Rimage acquired Cedar), I noticed a single sheet of white paper floating gently on a small springtime breeze, eventually alighting on the floor, next to the coils of cable and sample media. Those were the unpacking instructions. The 2000i, on the other hand, has the unpacking instructions pasted on top of the box. That's a nice touch, I thought.

So, what, about a microwave-size desktop footprint, 2-2 1/2 feet tall, 58 pounds? That's what my personal ad in the papers reads.

My personal also goes on to say I'm extraordinarily attractive, good around the house, heavy smoker, hates kids and dogs-all half-truths; or, reading top to bottom, blatant lie, flagrant lie, true, categorically true, respectively. The 2000i could honestly boast the extraordinarily handsome part: it's the coolest looking thing in McDaniel Labs at the moment, with the possible exception of Mom's "Accidental Expressionism" pieces (severely water-damaged framed photos of us the day Nixon resigned). Rimage's bad boy looks all business, clad in silver and black; even if it didn't run, I'd still make it the centerpiece of my corporate empire. Out front you've got your pick arm, three buttons you don't really need after installing the software, a reset button, a small LCD status readout, and, best of all…

Bins! See, it's not that hard, spindle folks, seriously. It's cheaper than a spindle, too, I'm guessing. A simple but awesome mechanical innovation governs media input and output: a hinged horseshoe-shaped piece of plastic angled upwards at about 45 degrees over the input bin directs finished discs—and botched discs, theoretically, though I couldn't get it to produce one—to the output bin, where a foam cushion absorbs the very slight impact after the slide down. The pick arm—a plain-old, practical up-and-down screw type—travels down through the empty arc, grabs a blank from the input bin (using a squid-beak picker, by the by), and lifts it upward, causing the horseshoe to lean back slightly on its hinge. The horseshoe then falls back into place to await the finished products.

The days of the parallel cable are finally behind us: the printer hooks up via USB, and, as I mentioned, is of the Thermal Ink Transfer variety. I'm still not exactly clear on the difference between Thermal Transfer and Thermal Ink Transfer, but Rimage has some cool illustrations of Thermal Ink Transfer on their Web site. Fresh out of the printer, a disc won't smudge if you rub a dry thumb across it—it takes hard science to smudge it. (480i Cartridge Pricing: Color, $59.95; Monochrome, $49.95; Photo, $49.95)

The drives and robotics hook up via FahrWahr (don't know about you, but I'm sick of saying IEEE 1394, so my secret cabal of associates at MIT and I developed the non-trademarked phrase "FahrWahr" for all of us to use in signifying the IEEE 1394 interface and IEEE 1394 cable). A FahrWahr PCI card comes with the 2000i, so not to worry if you're lacking that particular interface. You get your set of cables too: standard power, standard USB, standard FahrWahr.

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